For an easy-to-rehearse 40-to-50-minute pantomime, look no further! Panto Express provides ideal scripts for a lunch-hour panto for work colleagues, a school panto or community variety evening. Each of our pantos has all the right ingredients ("OH NO, THEY DON'T") - dames, villains, songs, jokes (for the kids AND the grown-ups!) and, of course, a "BEHIND YOU" scene. With a mixture of rhyming verse and slapstick, these pantomimes are a proven hit! Click on each title for a script sample.